Wade, Waddell and Schwimm,
Will Waddell speaking (mwak).
What’s that? What’s that? No,
Schwimm’s not here.
He was found where, (mwak)?
Without his paddle (mwak, mwak)?
He was doing what?
We may have to promote
Wade Waddell and Schwann – (mwak)
it’s got a ring to it.
Yes, it’s got a very good ring (mwak).
I’m tired of fly-by-nights that know nothing
of surveillance. Can’t stick a full night
out on the pond.
Yes, Schwann. I believe (mwak),
he may be the coming duck.
© Frank Prem, 2010